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Women – Read this. Then own it. Just Sayin’.

The ridiculous, ruthless, petty and pointless ways that I have personally seen women treat other women is something that never ceases to astonish me.

In both personal and professional spheres, behaviors that should have been left behind in the hallways and locker rooms of middle and high school rage on  – over contracts and cubical walls; through school drop-offs and girls’ night out cocktails.

Keri doesn’t do shocked, but it is enough to leave even me in jaw-fallen awe.

What the actual hell,  women? (BTW, I hate “what the actual _____________” as a saying, but seriously – it fits here.)

The lameness seems to have picked up pace lately, prompting me to vocalize my distaste (Keri is a giant BS caller – no BS allowed,) when I can, and spilling over into social media  – from my twitter feed in the past week:

March 8: “it’s @womensday, sisters! Celebrate by supporting the endeavors of the women around you, lifting each other up & rising above ego & judgment”

March 10: “I will never be able to understand a woman who hides or minimizes the depth of her knowledge. Own what you know and build upon it!”

This morning, thank goodness, I awoke to find a link to Dr. F Emelia Sam’s “The Grown Woman’s Oath” for The Huffington Post , and I swear I wanted to drive the streets with a bull horn reading her words to every woman I could get within earshot of my voice.

It was like YES!!  A THOUSAND MILLION TIMES YES!!!

HELL YES!!!

What a gift Dr. Sam’s words are – Simple.  True.

Attention Women.  Just stop what you are doing and read it. Then decide in your own heart that you are going to live it.

Here is the link in case you missed it: The Grown Woman’s Oath

Because enough.

Just Sayin’.

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He’s a Knockout. Just Sayin’.

A toddler may seem small and not super strong.
But a toddler hurling a piece of wooden train track in response to being told it is nap time?
That kid can damn near break your nose.

Just Sayin’.

:::repositioning ice pack::::

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Garbage Run. Just Sayin’.

We love Ishmael.

Not the narrating whale chaser from Moby Dick -We love  Ishmael our garbage man.

It was because I neglected to check the schedule and thought the trash was delayed a day of this great love for him that I waited until I heard the truck making its way around the outer circle of the ‘hood today and didn’t put the trash on the curb.

Then I jumped up from where I was sitting -clad in an old sports bra and jammie pants- at the kitchen table, taking out the power cord of my computer on my way out of my seat, and raced up the stairs to grab the diaper pail.

Slipping back down the stairs I grabbed my black puffy coat to cover my upper half and rushed out the garage door.  With one hand clutching the stanky can full of diapers, the other wheeling the rest of the trash behind me, I ran up the middile of the road, hair stuck to my head with a goopy blue-tinged deep conditioning treatment, yelling “WAIT!!” “ISHMAEL!!!”  after the lumbering truck several houses up the way from ours.

I am not kidding, he stopped what he was doing, set down the neighbor’s trashcan, and laughed so hard he was crouched over with both hands on his knees.

See – I made him happy.

Because we love Ishmael.

Just Sayin’.

 

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“Walk-ing. You know, Walking?” Just Sayin’.

The temperature has finally started to creep up from the range where I am forced to use random exclamations in the place of a good cuss, and so I walked the short distance to the store to grab a couple of items yesterday.

When the express lane attendant started to bag my purchases, I unzipped my backpack and said “Oh, I’ll just stick those in here, I am walking.”

This statement is almost the rule, and NOT the exception at the grocery store where Urban Keri shopped, and certainly not any big deal.

Suburban checker lady looked at me like I was on fire, actually burning there while standing in front of her.

I took the milk from her hand and put it into the backpack, raising my eyebrows in a kind of “see how this works?” expression.

Not so much.

I walked away, resisting the urge to sarcastically tell her that my minivan was in the shop.

 

Just Sayin’.

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Can’t trust that day. Just Sayin’.

I hauled myself out of bed this morning to find that my tube of mascara, my favorite bra, and the length of my bangs had all jumped the shark.

Such a thin line between “sweet spot,” and “too far gone,” and it always seems to happen some time between Sunday night and Monday morning.

Just Sayin’.

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