Attention parents of neighborhood Christian school: Tomorrow morning, as you maneuver in and out of the school lot for drop off, before you say, block all lanes of oncoming traffic with your car just so you don’t have to wait for the light to cycle through again; or enthusiastically show your fellow motorists the tallest finger God gave you, ask yourself – How Would Jesus Drive?
He knows if you’ve been good or bad so…. wait. That’s Santa.
But still – HWJD?
Just Sayin’.
Reluctantly Suburban 