3:53 a.m..
Awakened by what sounded like a hippie bus with a bad fan belt in my back yard. Turned on back porch light.
Raccoon the SIZE of hippie bus looks up for a split second from edge of deck and then goes on doing whatever the hell he is doing – I’d say fighting another racoon, but only one came away…. he eventually got tired of my light and swaggered off into the neighbors lawn to menace someone else. What will the dawn’s early light reveal in the yard?
For realsies- WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING OUT HERE?
Just Sayin’.
Reluctantly Suburban 