To the Stepford Wife on the elliptical next to me at the Rec Center – you can’t burn the tattoos off my arms with your vicious side-eyed stares, no matter HOW hard you clutch those imaginary pearls at your throat.
Rock on, bitch.
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Wherever you go, there you are. You’ve been warned.
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