Tonight’s giant dirty martini is brought to you by a toddler who skipped his nap at school today and will scream about anything.
Anything.
This has included,(but is, I am sure, not limited to,):
wanting to see daddy
wanting daddy to go away
books that don’t sing (WTF does that mean!?)
corn touching his jello
being inside
being outside
sitting
standing
corn being on his plate at all
Thomas the tank engine (ok, he makes me want to cry too)
the possibility of “Pot Pot” (the dog) touching any toys
having to toot
having JUST tooted
his shoes
the color yellow
where did my corn go?
and finally, of course, being looked at by anyone for any reason.
Let us make this one a double, shall we?
Cheers. (Sleep tight Jr. Tomorrow will be better.)
Reluctantly Suburban 