So I say “penis” a lot lately.
WAY more in the past month or two than in my entire life before.
“Please don’t squeeze your penis so hard, buddy.”
“It doesn’t really matter if your penis is bigger than/smaller than/rounder than etc Billy’s, or Johnny’s, or Joey’s… every penis is different. ” (‘Every penis is different’ is now I thing I’ve actually said. And you can’t unsay that shit.)
“Point your penis down to the water… POINT YOUR PENIS DOWN!!!”
“I’m not supposed to have a penis, buddy. It’s ok”
And on and on…. and on and on and on.
It’s like saying “hat” to me at this point. “Son don’t twist your hat like that, m’kay?”
Yep.
Just Sayin’.
Reluctantly Suburban 