Dear Husband,
When I say “I’ll be in the tub,” and I have 2 tablets, 3 new magazines, a packet of hair mask, and 3/4 of a bottle of wine with me as I go upstairs; what I mean is “I’ll be in the tub until kingdom come, chief. Don’t wait up.”
#donotdisturb
Just Sayin’.
Reluctantly Suburban 