I’m not usually a name caller, but IF I was, then regarding the young man who chose to turn in front of me and then drive like he had never experienced a motorized vehicle this morning? Well, I might be inclined to call him the same thing that the Warlock Pinchers insinuated Morrissey used to ride around on. (Google it. Not you Mom.)
And nice California plates too, sir.
:::pushing sarcasm button::::
Shocking, really.
Just Sayin’.
Reluctantly Suburban 
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I know that this is an old post, but since you made me intriuged to what I had missed while having my head stuck into a fermenter of beer, here is what I would have said:
Warlock Pinchers. And I thought I was one of the few left here who remembered that Denver & Boulder actually had a pretty cool punk/rap band all its own…Brought back memories of Penny Lane. Where the hell IS Crispin Glover?
Oh Penny Lane!! I had totally forgotten about that!