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March 20, 2013 · 7:52 pm
Everybody narrates, right? -Just Sayin’.
I can’t be the only person with an internal personal narrative running through her mind at all times …. I realized tonight that as I left my folks’ house I was thinking, “she bypassed the sidewalk, lighting out across the lawn with her leftover lobster roll clutched in one hand and half a bottle of red wine under her arm.”
That’s normal, right?
Just sayin’.
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March 19, 2013 · 8:27 pm
NOT a fad diet – Just sayin’.
Wine and popcorn qualifies as dinner, right? It’s got fruit, it’s got fiber… it’s quick-cooking and found at any store.
Hell, I should write a diet book.
Just sayin’.
March 15, 2013 · 2:04 pm
Naw. Maybe. Just Sayin’.
So the latest house to go on the market in our little micro subdivision got 6 offers the 1st day, sparked a bidding war, and is under contract now for a tidy sum more than asking price.
We could sell The Casa for a good profit in the blink of an eye and be central and urban and pretending all this suburban living was a one-too-many-martinis induced trip in no time flat.
Just Sayin’.
(but we won’t)
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March 13, 2013 · 3:28 pm
Communication Breakdown. – Just Sayin’.
So hypothetically, you have Richardo, the very nice granite installer, and his crew in your kitchen. Now let’s say it starts to smell like when they used to soak your Gel nails off to start from scratch when you were going through your high maintenance beauty phase, times 1000. (That phase was just me? I call B.S. on that.)
Just FYI, the way to handle that with a sweet, English-is-not-my-first-language granite guy is NOT to cry out from where you are working on the sofa: “Mylanta, Richardo, what up with that STANK!? Heavenly days, McGee- crack a window, yo!”
Blankest. Stare. Ever.
Sorry Richardo, the sealant made me talk normal crazy.
Just Sayin’.
Reluctantly Suburban 