More whine from a toddler = more wine for mommy.
It isn’t a choice people, it’s math. Math is truth, no matter what.
Update! Math is hard… pictures make it easier!
Note the green (representing the level of snot flow from Toddler as whine increases,) line as the cookie whining escalates and mom goes from a simple glass of grape, through into “tumbler” range, and onward into Franzia territory. Public offspring meltdowns may result in a need for consumption of said beverage while rocking and crying in a hot bath.
Just Sayin’.
Reluctantly Suburban 