In the city this is PRIME stooping weather (NOT shtupping- what weather ISN’T good for that ? Except August with no a/c… also a city thing… but I digress. ..)
Perfect to hang on the front steps greeting and chatting and enjoying.
In the suburbs?
People (multiple) offer their phones since they assume you must be locked out.
FFS.
Just Sayin’.
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Our first Memorial Day weekend in the ‘burbs was, um, quite the experience last year.
I have professional strength mosquito repellant, the dog outside patrolling the yard for kitties, and a plan to actively avoid Boulder and hiking of any amount for the weekend.
Oh, and that new lid for the storage box did finally arrive, right after Labor Day but I think it’s best to avoid putting that together. You know, just to be safe.
:::::freshening belini::::::
See, no mimosas, even.
Yep – this year is going to be totally different.
We might still end up running in circles yelling “I’m a dinosaur” though. Because why not.
Just Sayin’.
Happy Memorial Day, y’all.
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This morning I was driving down Main street toward the high school, in a Jeep Cherokee, drinking a Dr. Pepper, tapping a cowboy-boot-clad foot to Echo & The Bunnymen, and running 15 minutes late. It suddenly occurred to me that the EXACT same description could’ve been 20 years ago.
You can’t outrun the past, Keri.
Just Sayin’.
Attention women within a 20 mile radius of me right now:
Hang up your damn phone and concentrate on piloting that mini van in a way that shows you have any understanding that you are sharing the road with others.
That is all.
Just Sayin’.
There is an alarming amount of debris hanging around in the ‘burbs.
Sure, when the wind blows in the city you might take a random discarded S-bux cup to the cabeza every so often.
Out here it is everything from bubble wrap and newspaper to full-on scrap wood and tumbleweeds the size of a 5th grader.
“High Wind Warning” = Suburban Junk Twister Alert!
Just Sayin’.
Wherever you go, there you are. You’ve been warned.
Reluctantly Suburban