To my Chihuahua walking neighbor,
Hello sir! I saw what your dog did on my lawn. I saw your no-bag pathetic fake-out NO pick-up. I know which house is yours.
My dog eats all natural food that smells pretty rank GOING IN. Oh, and takes fish oil I practically use a gas mask to handle.
We’ll be seeing you soon.
Just Sayin’.
Reluctantly Suburban 